Twittering and Tweeting Not For Me

Well, my pseudonym is 'Never Too Old'. I think I finally found something I am too old for. I just don't get the appeal of Twitter. Most things I can at least understand the appeal for other people. For example 'The 5 Minute Herald' doesn't do it for me but my husband furiously scans it every morning when he is in a hurry. For him it works and I understand why. I would rather get up earlier to read the 'real paper'. Twitter holds absolutely no appeal for me and for the life of me I don't get why others would like it. So I guess I am 'too old' for some things. Oh and by the way , does someone have a text message dictionary? Apparently I am also too old to learn a new language!